Calm n' Cold

by Masta Don da Mastodon

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Calm n' Cold. Written and recorded in 4 days. I recorded it when I was sick. Like, Common Cold. Get it? Idk if I had the common cold, but... Yeah. This "album" (?) is terrible.

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released January 20, 2013

Tony Danza (Don Glover is a Dong Lover) - Beat by Childish Gambino I think. All lyrics poorly written and performed by Masta Don da Mastodon. All freestyles amazingly done by Masta Don da Mastodon.

Better Vest - composed by MD da MD, M.D. on an iPhone.

10 Wumpa Fruit (Crash Team Racing Rap) - Beat by Riff Raff I think. All lyrics ridiculous written and performed by Masta Don da Mastodon. Jokes at the end brought to you by Dizzy and Kung Pow.

Things Happen - composed by MD da MD, M.D. on an iPhone.

Tekken 2 - Lyrics pulled from the collective ass and performed by sleepy assholes Da Silky Slimz. Beat by Doc Delay. Taken 2 is the best movie I never saw.

No Loose Change - composed by MD da MD, M.D. on an iPhone.

Dolomite - Beat by Timbaland/Justin Timberlake. Amazing lyrics written and performed poorly by Masta Don da Mastodon. Seriously, that Futurama episode is way too sad I refuse to watch it ever again.

All drugs and medicine taken by Masta Don da Mastodon except that one time Big Wyrm took some. All sleep not had by Masta Don da Mastodon.

Special thanks goes to my cat for sticking with me for every day of my illness.

Starring:

Masta Don da Mastodon - as himself

Big Wyrm - as Big Germ

And Don Knotts... as The Beaver.

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Da Silky Slimz Dayton, Ohio

Big Wyrm and Masta Don da Mastodon are Da Silky Slimz. Statler and Waldorf of rap. Recording is stressful, writing is fun.

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