Slim Pickinz: The Mixtape That Never Was

by Da Silky Slimz

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This was the long-awaited, not-really-worked-on, quickly-abandoned debut mixtape of Da Silky Slimz. We're not gonna ever finish it, but you can have the songs and drafts we made for it.

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released March 16, 2012

Ill raps - Da Silky Slimz
Sub-par raps - Da Silky Slimz
Scratches - DJ Tanner
Beats - stolen from the internet
Beatboxing - MD da MD, M.D.
Mixing - hahha wut
Album Art - Dragoon Skwad
Additional raps - Billy The Fridge, Poopyhands, Marv Won, Kabuto The Python, Old Snake da CQC MC, and Bundizzy

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Da Silky Slimz Dayton, Ohio

Big Wyrm and Masta Don da Mastodon are Da Silky Slimz. Statler and Waldorf of rap. Recording is stressful, writing is fun.

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Track Name: Let Me Clear My Throat ft. Old Snake da CQC MC
*cough* *cough* excuse me *cough* *cough* I'm sorry I,
*cough* got a * cough* *cough* *cough* a frog in my
throat, but no, ain't those armored bitches,
I'm hittin', their faces karma's instant.
*cough* on some John Lennon shit,
Gun you down in the streets, on some John Lennon shit,
Once I find a curb I'm a stomp heads in it,
Y’all yellow, like the hairs on Drebin's dick,
Fat Man on the mic, I got bomb rhetoric,
but first *cough* *cough* I need cough medicine.
*cough* *cough* wish I HAD, a lozenge.
MAN, don’t vomit, DAMN, I’m pausin’
I got that shit for relieving my stress.
and I got that shit for when I'm feeling depressed.
I got that shit for a more close aim,
but I ain't got shit for a sore throat pain So
LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT

Node fags, really flow bad
-I mean, Nerd fags- you need vocab
It’s so sad, don’t ask for collabs,
I’m hittin’ ya gonads, gettin’ ya dome cracked
Fitted for toe tags, spittin' a dope rap
Said I'm the bomb, but won't laugh and grow fat,
I'm known as the Nomad, I'm so DAMN fly,
dope ASS rhymes dropped like no HAND eye
And yet, people still hate me for my voice box,
[KO] Dealing with the unconscious like that Freud doc,
you play with toy glocks, I break necks then break next,
and take rest, fuck Meryl no latex [AIDS test!]
Yeah at the clinic, they swabbin' my johnson,
but I'm clean STDs ain't causin' my coughin'
So women still love me, must be something in my mullet
*cough* Still coughing *cough*, must be something in my gullet So
LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT

For the raps on this track, I need a pat on the back,
Man, this hackin’ is wack, I need a pat on the back.
*cough* *cough* If I keep on coughin’
this often I’m a wind up in a coffin.
DAMN. –Well, if it’s time to fade
Then I’m goin’ out sayin’ what I like to say,
I’ma try and place this in the nicest way,
...Uhhh… Fuck it, Raiden’s gay.
“The new Solid Snake” is how they passin’ him off,
but any faggot can see that the faggot is soft,
waste of fucking space, and DAMN I’m a boss,
Overdone like Sunny’s eggs, I eat at Jack in the Box
yeah, Metal Gear 2, we saw Jack in a box,
Metal gear 2, he was jackin' my box,
it'll be metal gear 2, i'll put Jack in a box,
now Jack's in a box, like a jack in the box.
LET ME SLIT YOUR THROAT